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[shotofdumbidea]

There are dalmatian puppies following me around. They won't go away, and more keep showing up, and they are ninjas, because they keep finding me even when I lock them out. At last count, there are fifteen, and the temptation to drown them all in the lake is growing pretty damn fast.

Please tell me they belong to someone who will take them away. Failing that, does anyone want a puppy? Or fifteen?